WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOUR'RE DEAD . Channel 4 commission, 2002
DAVID SHRIGLEY
WHO I AM AND WHAT I WANT. Comissioned by ANIMATE. 2005
a collaboration with Chris Shepherd of SLINKY PICTURES
BONNIE PRINCE BILLY - AGNES. DOMINO RECORDS, 2004
BLUR - GOOD SONG. A collaboration with SHYNOLA, 2004
BBC COLLECTIVE, weekly animation from 3/04-7/04
MUDAM - website commission. 2003
Eugène Ionesco*
*excertos de uma entrevista conduzida por Graça Lobo, publicada na revista K, nº2, Novembro de 1990
Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim;
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets;
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrat in vein;
Thou shalt not think that any male over 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile, some people are just nice;
Thou shalt not read NME;
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they have become popular;
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry;
Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover;
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover;
Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products;
Thou shalt not buy Nèstle products;
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend bestfriend, take drugs and cheat on him;
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily;
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants……use it to get into their heads;
Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks;
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and then leave as soon as you have done your shitty little poem or song you self righteous prick;
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in & week out just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that your never going to talk to anyway;
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were; The Beatles Were just a band l Led Zeppelin Just a band l The Beach Boys Just a band l Sex Pistols Just a band l The Clash Just a band l Crass Just a band l Minor Threat Just a band l The Cure Just a band l The Smiths Just a band l Nirvana Just a band l The Pixies Just a band l Oasis Just a band l Radiohead Just a band l Bloc Party Just a band l Arctic Monkeys Just a band l The next big thing Just a band.
Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries;
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling where never part of the four elements and never will be;
Thou shalt not pimp my ride;
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster;
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness;
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit;
When I say “hey” thou shalt not say “ho”;
When I say “hip” thou shalt not say “hop”;
When I say, he say, she say, we say “make some noise”…..kill me;
Thou shalt not quote me happy;
Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture;
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me;
Thou shalt spell the word phoenix : P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X regardless of what the oxford English dictionary tells you;
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at the club last night by saying “is it?”;
Thou shalt think for yourselves;
And thou shalt ALWAYS kill.
MARTIN KLIMAS
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"Au moment où nous concevons le concevable, il commence à résonner en nous et devient inconcevable."
