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OS MANDAMENTOS INDIE de DAN LE SAC vs SCROOBIUS PIP

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim;

Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets;

Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrat in vein;

Thou shalt not think that any male over 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile, some people are just nice;

Thou shalt not read NME;

Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they have become popular;

Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry;

Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover;

Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover;

Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products;

Thou shalt not buy Nèstle products;

Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend bestfriend, take drugs and cheat on him;

Thou shalt not fall in love so easily;

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants……use it to get into their heads;

Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks;

Thou shalt not attend an open mic and then leave as soon as you have done your shitty little poem or song you self righteous prick;

Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in & week out just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that your never going to talk to anyway;

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were; The Beatles Were just a band l Led Zeppelin Just a band l The Beach Boys Just a band l Sex Pistols Just a band l The Clash Just a band l Crass Just a band l Minor Threat Just a band l The Cure Just a band l The Smiths Just a band l Nirvana Just a band l The Pixies Just a band l Oasis Just a band l Radiohead Just a band l Bloc Party Just a band l Arctic Monkeys Just a band l The next big thing Just a band.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries;

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling where never part of the four elements and never will be;

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music;Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music;Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music;Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music;

Thou shalt not pimp my ride;

Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster;

Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness;

Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit;

When I say “hey” thou shalt not say “ho”;

When I say “hip” thou shalt not say “hop”;

When I say, he say, she say, we say “make some noise”…..kill me;

Thou shalt not quote me happy;

Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture;

Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me;

Thou shalt spell the word phoenix : P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X regardless of what the oxford English dictionary tells you;

Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at the club last night by saying “is it?”;

Thou shalt think for yourselves;

And thou shalt ALWAYS kill.

SAUL BASS

via (non)blog! onde podem ver uma selecção de genéricos de cinema do autor. Belíssimos!

BRIAN ENO: 77 Million Paintings



CHINA: art factories

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drunk or stoned

MARTIN KLIMAS

[...] Todas estas narrações sugerem que o criador do golem adquirira qualquer segredo obscuro. Contudo, ao fazê-lo, tinha transgredido a lei sagrada. Uma criatura criada pelo homem era uma blasfémia. A mera presença do golem constituía um aviso sobre a idolatria- e, assim sendo, chamava sobre si a própria destruição.

- O senhor diaria então- perguntei-lhe- que coleccionar arte é idolatria?

- Ja! Ja!- exclamou, batendo no peito.- Claro! Claro! e é por isso que nós, os Judeus....e quanto a este assunto considero-me judeu...somos tão bons nessas coisas! porque é proibido...! Porque é pecado...! Porque é perigoso...!

- As suas porcelanas desejam morrer?

Afagou o queixo.

-Não sei. É uma quetão muito problemática.

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Teria eu agora a fineza de reflectir no facto de que Nabucodonosor aquecera a ardente fornalha onde metera Shadrach, Meshach e Abedenago, sete vezes mais forte do que a sua temperatura normal?

- Sete vezes, estou-lhe a dizer!- Utz acenou com a mão no ar.

- Está a querer dizer-me que Shadrach, Meshach e Abedenago eram estatuetas de cerâmica?

- Podiam muito bem ter sido- respondeu-me.- Resistiram ao fogo.

- Estou a perceber- disse.- Então o senhor acha que as porcelanas são seres vivos?

-Acho e não acho- soltou uma risadinha.- As porcelanas morrem no fogo e, depois, renascem.

O forno, tem de compreender, é o Inferno. [...]

UTZ , Bruce Chatwin, 1988, ed. Quetzal Editores

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it takes two to tango

The Knife Thrower, Mark Holthusen

The Tango Lesson , Sally Potter,1997 l Libertango, Astor Piazzolla

un poison violent ...

c´est ça l´amour

ver: Great Jewish Music : Serge Gainsbourg

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Laurie Anderson: Night Life, Thu. Apr 19 (7 PM) at 192 Books

Tonight, Laurie Anderson takes you into her dreams as she discusses her new book, “Night Life”, an illustrated and written account of the visions that came to her as she traveled alone in 2005--headless squirrels singing, a cheese sculpture inhabiting her loft, that kind of stuff.

7 p.m., 192 Books, 192 10th Avenue, at 21st Street, Chelsea, (212) 255-4022; free but reservations suggested. Map

via NYTimes

Wanna buy a dream?

Um filme de Hans Richter com colaborações de Man Ray, Max Ernst, Marcel Duchamp, Fernand Leger and Alexander Calder-1946

Joe enters his newly rented room

NARRATOR:
"Well. It’s a room anyway Joe. Better than a tent.
But there’s the minor complication of the rent.
Take inventory son:
Assets: none
Liabilities: none
Prospects: none
Well, that’s the list.
Wait! There's one asset you missed –
The paternal watch that ticks away your life minute by minute."

Joe gets out an old-fashioned watch and looks sadly at the photograph of a girl in the fob

NARRATOR:
"Look! There’s a liability in it –
The dream girl. She resigned from the dream – why not?
She wasn’t so dumb –
You are a self appointed bum.
Hey look here!
Are you shedding an old fashioned tear?
You don’t cry nowadays.
You live or die nowadays.
Things could be be tougher –
And after all, an artist has to suffer.
I guess it must be a grain of Italian dust left over from your last campaign
Or put it down to eyestrain."

Joe takes a mirror down from the wall and looks at his reflection

NARRATOR:
"Look at yourself - you’re all mixed up
Snap out of it. Get yourself fixed up
Even if poets misbehave,
They always remember to shave."

Joe suddenly sees the image of the girl within the reflection of his eye’s pupil

NARRATOR:
"Say, what’s the matter Joe?
Something gone wrong?
Is your head on wrong?

No! It’s terrific! Here’s something on which you can really pride yourself
You’ve discovered that you can look inside yourself
You know what that means? - You’re promoted
You’re no longer a bum. You’re an artist!
Remember a poem you once read?
“The eye is a camera” it said
Suppose like a film it could retain
The images that glide so secretly through your brain
Have you ever tried to see the shadow world inside photographed by the retina and held suspended in its memories?

This is one of the more unusual talents – and it’s yours it seems
Maybe this could revive your bank balance. Remember, everybody dreams Joe , if you can look inside yourself, you can look inside anyone
Customers? There are so many, one can’t count them
What’s the population of the world?
Almost two billion. A potential of two billion customers
All with a dream to untangle
You’ve figured out a new angle
Get it? Dreams on the instalment plan!
You’ll be in the money man!
It’s a miracle – just as you were a complete bust
Re-adjust!
Wait ‘til you’re in the chips
Then watch the dream girl warm up those chilly lips!
Get on the phone
Make a small financial loan
Convert this tomb into a consultation room
And go into business on your own!"
Continua aqui.

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on Easter,

Stella Vine

The Knife: like a pen